1.Saturday Night Live - Natalie Portman
We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
Hello, so Natalie, what's the day
In life of Natalie Portman like?
Do you really wanna know? Please, tell us
After the club is the after party.
After the party is the hotel lobby.
And after that you know it's diamond crisp.
And after that I say excuse me miss.
And after that,...
I can't believe we're in Japan!
Look at all the lights!
We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!)
We've never been to Japan
So we wrote a song about the three...
4.Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton)
Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Oh Great, send him in.
Michael Bolton: Hey guys.
Hey, hi, thanks for coming
Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up...
5.We're Back (24+)
Ayo, new Lonely Island!
Let’s get ‘em, Kiv!
Ayo, my dick don’t work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin’ at me like “You for real,...
6.Ronnie And Clyde (Ft. Rihanna)
We've done the work, we know the system.
We have the firepower and we have each other
We at it again, everybody now,
Hands in the air,...
7.The Creep (Ft. Nicki Minaj)
(feat. Nicki Minaj)
Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is...
When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl
Do the Creep (hah)
8.Jizz In My Pants (18+)
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and...
9.Motherlover ( Ft. Justin Timberlake 18++)
Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it, dawg?
AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
JT: Didn't get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.
10.Dick In A Box (Ft. Justin Timberlake)
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
11.I'm On A Boat (Ft. T-Pain)
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
12.I Just Had Sex (feat Akon) (24+)
Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good
13.Like A Boss
Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Well, so take us...